Counter Strike and the conversations relating to it....

One thing good that happens out of Counter Strike is you get to know a lot of people...When you kill them on Counter Strike(It is becoming a bit tiresome now, I'll say cs)or they kill you there is a multitude of feeling...YesYesYES!!! I killed XXXXXX....

And it so often happens that there cs nicks are more often the name we know them... and as the friends from cs become friends at cs first, they like to refer you from your nicks.

There are different varieties of your obsession with cs... Initiate, Beginner, Amateur,Novice, Advanced, Insane, Insanely Insane and No Life.

Of the following degrees of cs-madness most of the people exist at Advanced to Insane(here I do not want to talk about the other two stages , as they might be censored keeping in mind reader discretion)... Example of peoples' conversation at Advanced Level:

1.
sKiLLeR: Abey who's that?
monstermind.com: Arey us key saath hi to khel rahe they....astatine....
sKiLLeR: But What is his real name?
monstermind.com:(shrugs)

2.
sKiLLeR: hi yaar abhishek kya haal chaal?
satanic_slayer: kuch nahin yaar bahut der cs khelta raha ....4 baje tak....
sKiLLeR: main bhi....kis nick sey khelta hai?
satanic_slayer: satanic slayer.
sKiLLeR: achaa WOH tu tha ....mast yaar ....mein tha skiller.
satanic_slayer: Achaa woh TU tha....ohk ohk.

3.
Time: Saala kal sniping mein bahut mazaa aaya.
rdx_ace: Saale camp kar raha tha tu...aur tera kills to death ratio bhi 1 thaa.
Time: naahiin bey ...tera kya tha?
rdx_ace: 25:12
Time: Saahii

4.
jackass: Saale kutte kamine haraami meethe gujju , aaya nahin "A" par.
hahaha: Chup kar bey ...mein yahaan pinned down tha.
jackass: ek aur seond and I would have put the bomb...
hahaha:Chal chchod ....yeh bata ki cs tournament key liye kya strategy le raha hai.
jackass: If we go for de_dust2 we will not take short "a" but will take long "a"
hahaha:theek hai patli nahin lenge...
jackass: and we will attack from behind the place of ct spawn...ok?
hahaha:mast hai and I thought storm karengey.
(at this point anothere person enters the room)
Michael Myres: hi friends.
jackass: saale kutte ...fragger...aaj do baar peeche sey shoot kiya tune mujhe.
Michael Myres: nahin nahin...woh reflexively kiya...not deliberately.
jackass:arey apne team waale ko to chchod diya kar.'

I know most of the readers here as are unaware of the following conversation as was Columbus when he first landed in "India".

Conversations while playing the game(this is actually the script which we can obtain which contain the records of each conversation and action)


rdx_ace: Go Go Go!
sKiLLeR: bomb at a
monstermind.com:Roger That.

hahaha headshot rdx_ace with bullpup.
monstermind.com killed jackass with m4a1.

sKiLLeR: a par aao saalon

(after some time)

sKiLLeR:a a a a a

hahaha headshot sKiLLeR with bullpup

*DEAD*sKiLLer: bb

hahaha:11




(to explain the following statements I'll give certain comments:-)

rdx_ace: Go Go Go! primal call to war(pretty understandable)
sKiLLeR: bomb at a informing the group that the said bomb is at a
monstermind.com:Roger That. acknowledging

hahaha headshot rdx_ace with bullpup. peace???
monstermind.com killed jackass with m4a1. aa hi gaya hoga.

sKiLLeR: a par aao saalon rebuking the team members to come at pt or area a

tum ti dii ti dum

sKiLLeR:a a a a a calling all team to A

hahaha headshot sKiLLeR with bullpup pretty much ovvious

*DEAD*sKiLLer: bb voice from the dead; bb stands for bhak b*****.

hahaha:11 age of empires taunt for ooooohhhhh... although it can depict the finger too.



You start to realise you have taken things a bit tooo far when:-

1. all your conversations start with a "y".

2.When you throw stuff at friends you aim for the head.

3.You cannot remain still.

4. When walking inside the insti , you try to take cover every few metres.

5.When people know you more by your nick than your real name.

6. While doing ED, you change rapidly from 2H to H pencil (instantaneously).

7.When your imagination is only limited to the First Person view.

8. When you start to complain that there is no crosshair in your vision.

9. When your girlfriend calls you by your cs nick.

10. When your favourite lines are "All's fair in war".

11. When the worst anyone can abuse you is call you a Camper.


chalo I gotta go snipe...